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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 09:23

What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

Octopussy

Can women learn to squirt?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Whats the rule that makes "please" pronounced the same as "pleas"?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why is Hinduism not polytheistic?

Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Goldfinger

Why do trans people get so deeply offended when a stranger misgenders them, especially when it's a first encounter? I've been socially transitioned for 4 years and it just feels like a waste of energy to be so hurt by it.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?

Live and Let Die

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Can you share a picture of your favorite outfit and explain why you love it?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do entitled people demand that I pick up after my doggo when he goes to the bathroom? Do they not know that doggy doo decomposes & feeds the plants?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Do you think that the Democratic Party of the USA is not fighting back against Trump? And if so, why do you think so?

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

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